What Your Tattoo Says About You

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The Worst Of Coworkers Pt1?

I think most people have awful coworkers and most can relate to other awful coworkers even if the situation isn't exactly the same.

Here is a few categories of bad coworkers


The coworker that eats w/ their mouth open



The coworker that eats w/ their mouth open w/in a 2 foot radius of you.



The racist coworker



The super racist coworker



The homophobe coworker





The super homophobe coworker



The gross TMI coworker



The scary TMI coworker



The conspiracy nut coworker






This is just a start. I'm sure I have many more bad coworkers and I know anyone reading this does too. Please feel free share your hated coworker and I'll add it to another update.

The Passion Of Mel Gibson

After hearing the latest Mel Gibson tape this morning I'm sure I'm not the only on who thought that Christian Bale should send him a fruit basket.

I also suspect I'm not the only one to picture his movies dubbed w/ this latest audio tape.

Jamaica Plain Sucks

I hate working in Jamaica Plain. I hate driving through Jamaica Plain even more.

I have a few projects ongoing in JP and my work and travel there sucks. The residents of JP are yuppie families w/ 2.5 kids and a dog, pre-yuppie families with zero kids but a much younger dog. D.I.N.K.s, hipsters, a few elderly, and eccentric artists and apparently none of them work because they spend every weekday either calling in complaints to City Hall or crossing the street regardless of what the traffic lights are showing. People rag on Cambridge, MA but Jamaica Plain makes Cambridge look like Flint, MI.

The worst street in Jamaica Plain is Centre Street. There are a few close contenders but Centre is the worst for how long it takes to go through just one intersection because it's a nonstop flow of jaywalkers who don't bother bunching up and waiting to cross together with the traffic lights. JP residents treasure their crosswalks. They own them. And they will step into one no matter the traffic situation.

Here is a usual depiction of Jamaica Plain no matter what time of day. I typically spend 15 minutes at an intersection but I got tired/cramped drawing MSPaint drawings. The following is a good day in JP.

































So in conclusion, Jamaica Plain sucks.